She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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