i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
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