He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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