I'm gonna have a badass scar
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
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