You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
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