The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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