Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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