OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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