so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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