I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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