we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
Randomize
