Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
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