The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Randomize
