she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
I locked my keys in my car in front of planned parenthood. I'm terrified of going inside to ask to borrow a clothes hangar.
Just tell them you need to fix a mistake real quick.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
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