we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I haven't been this sober since birth.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Of course I have a pirate flag
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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