I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
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