my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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