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(757): View more from Virginia

hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood

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(757): View more from Virginia

no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles

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(704): View more from North Carolina

My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to

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(304): View more from West Virginia

Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".

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(727): View more from Florida

I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time

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