we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Randomize
