The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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