you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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