I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
