speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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