Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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