Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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