O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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