Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
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