He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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