Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
love makes seman taste better
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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