Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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