Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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