I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
so that wasnt chicken after all
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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