This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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