Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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