You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Who died my cat blue again?
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
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