I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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