I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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