Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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