I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
Its about making memories worth repressing
now i know why i became what i already was.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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