This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
Randomize
