I wish I could punch you in the face.
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Randomize
