In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
he just fucked me for my cheese..
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