Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
Randomize