I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
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