Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
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