I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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