I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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