Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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