Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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