If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
NoShamevember. You game?
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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