Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
handjob tips. give me some.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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