I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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