I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
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