how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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