I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
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