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(760): View more from California

My girlfriend figured out who you are.

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(740): View more from Ohio

There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again

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(509): View more from Washington

Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.

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(713): View more from Texas

onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.

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(226): View more from Ontario

This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.

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(917): View more from New York City

SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!

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(208): View more from Idaho

Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.

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(609): View more from New Jersey

Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.

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(302): View more from Delaware

you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out

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